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IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.13/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm, #255862
That is friggan awsome.


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: disappear anyone miss
Rating: 4.62/5

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Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:57 am, #225046
Hey LA, I'd miss you :)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:50 pm, #225026
LA... you're posters are great, but I must say, are so very sad.


CONSIDERATION -




NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...


TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm, #244735
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm, #232919
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm, #232853
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am, #232819
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm, #196341
Topical and timeless. Love it.


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am, #237940
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm, #170246
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm, #170211
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm, #170207
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm, #170206
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm, #170205
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm, #170204
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm, #170202
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm, #170194
Farley was the man...


MAGNETO -


TAGS: anyone can be a hero
Rating: 2.42/5

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Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:16 am, #194342

paint does that for some frickin reason. graphically very solid potential. nice attempt. try putting a spin on the caption or title to get a real reaction.
pzykosiz - September 18, 2010, 5:59 am, #194330
qoutes too hard to read, try a lighter colour
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 3:24 am, #194323
I approved it, and I agree....... next time, get the pic and use motifake's CREATE to do it right.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 3:21 am, #194322
meh, imo this poster looks like crap visually. Good quote and all but the fuzzy pixelation around the pic and verbiage makes me not like it to much.


GLORY -


TAGS: will anyone remember
Rating: 4.84/5

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caveman - May 19, 2012, 11:28 am, #234840
This is just quite spectacular
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:11 am, #233837
Very Nice.
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:44 pm, #233823
Oh yeah, hm, easy 5s
Greeny - April 25, 2012, 7:07 pm, #233822
really n1 hm
mariand - April 25, 2012, 6:29 pm, #233817
well done...
Airman - April 25, 2012, 5:03 pm, #233813
nice
holymoly - April 25, 2012, 4:44 pm, #233812
Thanks LG.... The topic struck me..
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 4:32 pm, #233811

Oh, my~~~~5LLLLL


WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome


TAGS: never trust anyone over 30
Rating: 4.05/5

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440wakeup - September 29, 2010, 6:11 pm, #196032
Yeah like how "Fight for your right too PARTY" is considered a protest song
CoolioIndeed - September 29, 2010, 12:24 pm, #196004
Looks like Wolverine has let himself go.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:15 pm, #196002
Behind The Funny, Lies A Deep Meaning. 5ls


motivation -


TAGS: george carlin can motivate anyone in a heartbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:22 am, #248847
I've been told that before, lol. I think Carlin was going aiming for people who WANT don't feel motivated, but don't do anything to GET motivated; basically, they have to DO something too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 20, 2013, 2:19 am, #248846
Yes, this is true. But as long as it doesn't last for longer than an hour.
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 5:09 pm, #248832
My doctor says "Afternoon naps are a GOOD thing." So the MOTIVATION here is to do what the Doctor advises.
mariand - August 19, 2013, 2:59 pm, #248829
bwahahahaha... you could be called theRUDEoldcinic for this one ;)


CORPORATE CULTURE -


TAGS: just ask anyone and you will get this little revelation
Rating: 3.3/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 22, 2009, 11:35 am, #120640
Unfortunately thats just a good makeup job. They always look that way. From the time you plug them in at their desks to the time you put them back in the closet at closing time.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am, #119555
But still, that ja****s looks like he knows where he's going ...


I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.


TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am, #206854
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!


FALSE IDOLS -


TAGS: calendar aussie we ll take anyone
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - October 21, 2011, 3:42 am, #225237
As he is actually Australian, he doesn't qualify :)
TheABC - October 21, 2011, 2:18 am, #225235
I'm sorry, but no Hugh Jackman? (5L by the way)
mariand - August 5, 2011, 1:13 pm, #222493
Amen...lol 5L


ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman


TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

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Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am, #150782
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm, #143681
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am, #142061
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am, #141783
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


PAT'S PLACE -


TAGS: anyone seen thetrashheap around
Rating: 3.52/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 9:09 am, #137534
SMACK SMACK! OI!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 3:56 pm, #132316
so are the half price, or do they only solve half the problem?


History -


TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm, #249690
heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am, #249682
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am, #249666
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L


USDA Organic -




WASN'T ME -


TAGS: making posters anyone my alibi
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - August 4, 2012, 9:34 pm, #238077

OK, just now what did you do?


PROOF OF PURCHASE - Like a sincere apology, it's a prerequisite for taking bad shit back.


TAGS: my official mea culpa to rerun and the mods plus anyone else i may have hurt or offended
Rating: 4.36/5

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thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:27 am, #176295
I'm just not taking **** back. b***ERFLIES!
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:26 am, #176294
I have my gd receipt.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:23 am, #176293
D'oh! Wait, huh?
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:10 am, #176283
Exactly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:07 am, #176282
......................................................
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am, #176280
Oh, ****, Jake, take it back! Quickly! Before your motives are questioned!
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 10:51 am, #176278
Wait, you were gone? nah, j/k, Welcome Back!
thatonechick - May 16, 2010, 8:47 pm, #176216
I'm down with happiness and b***erflies. Welcome back, veg!
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 8:44 pm, #176215
This poster is proof enough
rerun - May 16, 2010, 8:43 pm, #176214

My offician and unofficial reply is 5L. Welcome back, and you don't need proof of purchase.


FORTY LOVE -




SO THERE ARE TWO MUFFINS IN AN OVEN -


TAGS: dark humor anyone
Rating: 4/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:54 pm, #183376
me too
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:45 am, #168572
was totally expecting "HOLY **** A TALKING MUFFIN" instead =]
HtD - December 19, 2009, 4:52 am, #146835
Haha. I love it


HARD WORK - Never killed anyone... But why take the chance in the first place?




AGDANIELE - Used to own a pet rat. Used to.


TAGS: he doesn t share his g with anyone
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:28 pm, #144223
Taquito. 5L
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 11:53 am, #144134
Went the way of Richard Gere's gerbil?


realistically -


TAGS: organizer day planner same old same old it can happen to anyone plans
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - November 15, 2013, 6:46 pm, #251041
To quote a Nine Inch Nails song... I think that I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine. Good'n, CoC.


THE SLOW KISS -


TAGS: tongue anyone
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:03 pm, #119009
Weepingly beautiful. Hauntingly so. Even more so since I noticed the paucity of garlic b***er in my fridge. *sigh*


VALENTINES DAY - like the last thing i need is a chocolate heart attack !!!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! i love you


TAGS: anyone
Rating: 3/5

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Silverheart - February 15, 2013, 2:14 pm, #243486
This would look real nice at the Anime site... www.animeotakus.org Just saying.


Cracked -




The miracles of life -




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